“Let’s just throw out the crock pot.”
“What? Why?”
“I didn’t clean the fat out, and I don’t want to deal with it.”
“You’ve got to be kidding. It’s like… you’re as bad as I am… it’s almost like this is contagious or something.”
“So I’m throwing it out then.”
“No! No! We are not throwing out the crock pot!”
“Why not?”
“We’ve already thrown out two… I mean four pots due to this kind of nonsense.”
“Well, to be fair, one of them had burned rice caked on the bottom.”
“Maybe. But this? This is the limit!”
